How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she'll let it go.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us something smells.
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
What does the cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear